Tuesday, June 26, 2012

COSCBWI June 2012: Urban Scrawl and Draw Crawl



This month's COSCBWI meeting was a special event called the "Urban Scrawl and Draw Crawl."  Instead of meeting at our usual Wednesday evening time, members met up in Westerville this past Saturday for a morning of writing and drawing.
 
First Responders Park

We started out in "First Responders Park," a 9/11 memorial.  The site includes a firefighter statue and a real piece of the World Trade Center.  Members were given prompts and then some free time to view the memorial and sketch or write as they pleased.  The memorial is quite lovely, with plenty of benches to sit on and lush landscaping.  Since I've been a writing maniac 24/7 drafting my new novel over the past few weeks, I decided to put on my illustrator hat for the day.  It was very nice sitting out in the sun with fellow members and letting our creative juices flow in such a serene setting.

Hanby House

After we finished up our prompts and sketches, the group headed over to the Hanby House, just a short walk away from the park.  William Hanby was one of the founders of Otterbein University, and the house dates back to 1846.  It was even part of Ohio's Underground Railroad!  We received a tour of the historical landmark, which was filled with all sorts of old furniture and artifacts.  Benjamin Hanby was the most famous son in the family and composed many songs including the Christmas hit, "Up On The Housetop."  Every writer and illustrator knows how important research is, and how much inspiration you can find in history.  We learned lots of interesting things about the time period and heard some funny family stories (like when one of the boys rolled off the roof while sleeping outside one summer night!)  You just never know when an antique item or family story will spark the idea for a new project, or give you that perfect detail you've been searching for!

My garden sketch.

The tour finished with a stop in the backyard garden where members spread out on the lawn and tackled another set of prompts.  This was really one of those "stop and smell the flowers" moments.  Everyone was quiet as pencils scratched across paper, and I think each one of us enjoyed just being outside for once instead of cooped up at home in front of our computers!

I haven't sketched anything from real life in a looooooooong time, so I had a really great time tapping into that forgotten part of my creative side.  It certainly is nice to do something out of the ordinary and get some fresh perspective from time to time! 

If you missed the event, don't worry.  Everyone had so much fun that COSCBWI plans to do another "Scrawl and Draw Crawl" sometime!   :) 

You can find out more about COSCBWI and upcoming events here: www.coscbwi.org. 

Hope to see you at our meeting in July! 

Note: All pictures above were taken by me.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Book Review #10: Emmy and the Incredible Shrinking Rat

This month's book review is a novel I'm very excited to share with you.  Sometimes when I walk through the library, a title catches my eye that I can't resist.  Emmy and the Incredible Shrinking Rat by Lynne Jonell practically shouted, "Read me!  Read me!" when I walked by the shelf, and I'm so glad I took it home with me.  Here's the summary blurb from her website:

Emmy tried hard to be good, but no one seemed to notice— except for the Rat. And he was rather sarcastic ... What had happened to make her parents stop caring about her? And why do the kids at school seem to hardly know she exists? Could it have anything to do with Miss Barmy, the nanny who kept forcing Emmy to drink and eat the strangest things?

I am pleased to report that this novel has now officially joined my list of favorite books.  I simply loved it.  The premise is unique, the story kept me guessing, and the cast of characters--both fuzzy and human--are so sweet and compelling.  This is everything an animal fantasy book should be, and what aspiring writers of the genre should strive to achieve.  Although I could say I loved everything about the book, what I found particularly impressive are Jonell's storytelling abilities and skill in animal character-building.

The two subjects actually tie together, but I'll take a look at the story first.  Jonell sets up an interesting premise that there are some rodents in the world with special abilities.  The abilities themselves are both surprising and enchanting, and even once you find out how a rodent "works," the end result Jonell gives us is still often unexpected.  The titular "Rat" just happens to have the ability to make people understand rodents when he bites them, setting the whole story in motion.  (Other things happen upon his subsequent bites, but I certainly won't ruin the surprise for you.)  Thus, Emmy's story unfolds with the use of various rodents to help solve the mystery surrounding her parents and ultimately thwart her evil nanny, Miss Barmy.  It's a fairly sizable book, but clips along at a brisk pace, full of twists and turns and avenues I didn't see coming.  It was such a fun ride, too, with everything from rodents playing soccer to a jovial professor who can't remember what his magical critters do.  It's funny, it's emotional, and satisfying all at once--exactly the type of story that holds the reader from page one and doesn't let them go.

The book would be nothing, though, without those talking animals, and Rat is the best of them all.  Jonell walks a careful line with her animals, creating them as characters that do both fantastic and unusual things, while also acting like ordinary rodents.  And then she goes a step further to make these dynamic creatures true characters, too.  Rat, for example, is sassy and mischievous, full of bravado and biting remarks.  But he has a tender soul underneath it all, with worries and weaknesses just like any human character.  In addition, he's also distinctly rat, biting on instinct, careful about his grooming, and even having an accident in Emmy's backpack when he's scared half to death.  (Which only makes you love him more.)  This melding of fantasy, reality, and genuine character gives this book that extra-special touch that makes it such a fascinating read.  Jonell definitely has a thing or two to teach anyone who wants to write an unforgettable book.

If you enjoy reading animal fantasy books, Emmy and the Incredible Shrinking Rat is a good pick for you.  (Even if you don't like rodents, I promise that these will neither gross you out nor make you scream like a ninny.  They are truly loveable little rodents.)  And if you write animal fantasy, then I highly urge you to read this book.  There are so many elements Jonell skillfully uses to craft this winning tale, and my little blog can only discuss so many of them!  :)

You can find out more about Jonell and her other books on her website: www.lynnejonell.com. 

And if you read this book, do let me know.  I'd love to hear what you think!

Happy Reading!   (I'm raring to pick up the sequel already!)

Note: The summary blurb is from Jonell's website and the cover art is from barnesandnoble.com.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

A Magical Feast

If you've ever met me, then you'll know that I LOVE the Harry Potter series.  And even though the books have been finished for a while now, there are still lots of ways to keep the magic alive with movies, games, "The Wizarding World of Harry Potter" theme park, and even cookbooks! 
 
Yes, that's right, cookbooks!  
 
 I nearly swooned when I found The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook and immediately purchased it for my good writing buddy (and later for myself!)  Those feasts in the Hogwarts Great Hall always left me craving Butterbeer and English trifle, so my friend and I got together this weekend to try out some recipes.  After salivating through pages upon pages of magical recipes, we settled on Apple Blossom Glazed Pork, 1-2-3 Chocolate Peanut Butter Crunch Bonbons, and Pumpkin Pasties. 
 
The recipes were fairly easy for a couple of Muggles to follow.  (Although, we did decide a few of them needed some extra-steps added to the margins all Half-Blood Prince-style.)  We started with the Apple Blossom Glazed Pork.  Everything went smoothly here, except for the fact that we couldn't find the "Pickled Watermelon Rind" that the recipe called for.  (Seriously, what the heck is that?  The people at my grocery store looked at us like we were wearing Luna Lovegood's roaring lion hat when we asked for it!)  Instead, we substituted mango chutney--because they're totally the same thing, you know.  ;)  Despite our bizarre ingredient substitution, the recipe was delicious and really easy to make--a definite winner!  And it makes a TON of meat!  (We had already sliced up tenderloin #2 by the time we snapped the picture below).
 
That sauce is 60% honey and 100% scrumptious!
 
The Pumpkin Pasties were NOT so easy to make.  The recipe only made enough dough for six pasties, and quite frankly that was all we could handle anyway.  The dough is made separately and has to chill for a while, and we never got it to quite the right consistency.  (I'm sure it also didn't help that I don't own a rolling pin, so my friend had to make do with a piece of PVC pipe my hubby scrounged up.  Classy, eh?)
 
Can you guess how often I make baked goods?
 
Once the dough was finally rolled and cut for the pasties, we could hardly fit any pumpkin filling inside or they wouldn't close.  The writer also left out the oh-so-important step that the rolled-out dough needed a dusting of flour or it would stick to everything.  As you can see, the entire recipe was a trial-and-error experience.  (At least being ugly didn't make them any less tasty!)
 
They DID get prettier with practice...
 
On the other hand, the 1-2-3 Chocolate Peanut Butter Crunch Bonbons were easy-peasy to make.  We just combined the ingredients, dipped them in chocolate, let 'em cool, and voila!  They tasted like puppy-chow and buckeyes mixed together, although their serving suggestion was WAY too big.  (At 1 1/2 inches each, these rich, dense desserts even had my hubby struggling to finish just one!)  Next time, we'll make them bite-size.  (And they were sooooo good, there will definitely be a next time!)
 
Beautiful AND delicious!
 
Apart from some missing steps and ingredients we couldn't find, we decided this is a really fun book.  There are scores of yummy recipes we still want to try, from Roast Pheasant to Treacle Pudding.  And if all that tasty food isn't enticing enough, there are snippets of fun facts from the series sprinkled throughout the recipes, too!  If the end of the book series left you with a Harry Potter-sized hole in your heart, this is definitely a good way to fill it.  (Not to mention your tummy!)

Note: Coverart of The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook is from barnesandnoble.com.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Mid-Year Evaluation


Goodness, it's already June!  I've said it before and I'll say it again: Where does the time go?!

At this half-way point in the year, it's a good time to take out that list of resolutions we made at the start of 2012 and see how we're coming along.  If you're like me, you've probably fallen a little behind...

 Original 2012 Resolutions (as seen here)

Writing:
~complete another round of revisions on Beast of Bannock manuscript Nope
~finish first draft of "Project Pirate Ferret"  Negative
~send out more query letters (blegh)  Nada
~catch up (and keep up) with SCBWI bulletins Yes!
~continue this delightful blog  :)  Another success!  Woohoo!
~uncover the One Big Secret to publishing success  ;)  Not so much

Art:
~illustrate one full digital picture a month Half success?
~practice drawing humans (NOT my forte) Zippo
~learn how to digitally paint fur and grass (again, NOT my forte)  Sort of...
~complete another month or two of the exercise "30 ____ in 30 Days" Ha!
~join an online art network  YES!
~feel confident enough to throw my hat into the illustrator ring Erm, getting there...

Pertaining to Health and/or Sanity Well-Being:
~play video games once a week Um, at least a handful of times this year...
~take dog for walk twice a week (*does not apply in snow) Sorry puppy...
~watch all movies that are still in plastic wrap Unwrap them, yes; watch them, no.
~try one new recipe per month Affirmative!
~strive to be in bed before midnight Ongoing struggle
~spend more quality time with my hubby and furry family Much better
~figure out how to clone self  Alas...

In retrospect, this list looks pretty grim.  But really, I've taken steps towards ultimately achieving many of these things--I'm just not quite there yet.  That's okay, though, because there are still 6 months left in 2012!

That being said, I do believe it's time to reevaluate some of these goals, and thus I propose...

Revised 2012 Resolutions! 

Writing:
~complete another round of revisions on Beast of Bannock manuscript
      -Just keep swimming...
~finish first draft of Pirate Ferret
      -Just keep swimming...
~send out more query letters (blegh)
      -See above.  (I can't put the cart before the horse, now can I?)
~keep up with SCBWI bulletins 
      -So far so good!
~continue this delightful blog  :) 
      -Well duh!
~uncover the One Big Secret to publishing success
      -Hey, I can dream, can't I?  ;) 

Art:
~just have SOMETHING artistic to show for each month
      -Baby steps  :)
~draw one human--just ONE
      -I can do ONE by December 31st! I swear!
~experiment with digital painting tools and techniques
      -I'll learn how to paint fur and grass AFTER I figure out what all those brushes do
~complete another month or two of the exercise "30 ____ in 30 Days"
      -I think the above 3 goals are plenty
~keep up with online art network
      -That deviantArt inbox is already getting full!
~feel confident enough to throw my hat into the illustrator ring
      -Maybe by the end of the year...

Pertaining to Health and/or Sanity Well-Being:
~play video games once a week
      -This may sound stupid to you, but it's important to me
~take dog for walk twice a week
      -It's summer.  No excuses.
~watch just 6 movies that are still in plastic wrap
      -That's only one per month!
~try one new recipe per month
      -Piece of cake! (And cake recipes count!)
~strive to be in bed before midnight 
      -Ain't gonna happen. Why stress about it?
~spend more quality time with my hubby and furry family
      -Always room for improvement!
~pay someone else to figure out how to clone me 
      -Like I have time to discover that!

Although it's a little discouraging to revise some things and strike others completely from my list, it's important to reevaluate priorities.  Then, you can refocus your energy where it really matters (like completing novel drafts and revisions!)  Plus, there's no point keeping something unattainable on the list that's going to massively stress you out.  You can always try again next year!  :)

All right second half of 2012: prepare to be conquered!

Note: Image is from Microsoft Clipart

Monday, May 28, 2012

COSCBWI Meeting April 2012: "So Your Manuscript Has Been Stolen. Now What?"


This month's COSCBWI meeting was on the topic of, "So Your Manuscript Has Been Stolen.  Now What?"  And it was led by me!

You can read everything I discussed in my blog post here.  (I suppose it's silly to summarize what I already summarized!)

June's monthly meeting is going to be a special event called the "Urban Draw and Scrawl Crawl."  You can find more details at www.coscbwi.org.  Hope to see you there!  :)

Friday, May 25, 2012

Book Review #9: Neversink

With all my writing and blogging over the few months, I haven't had much time for reading.  But boy do I have a treat for you today!   At my Highlights workshop earlier this month, I was given a lovely book called Neversink by Barry Wolverton.  It's a truly unique animal fantasy story, and I was already hooked by the time I read the subtitle: A Puffin Saga.

Here's the blurb from Wolverton's website:
 
Along the Arctic Circle lies a small island called Neversink, which wouldn’t be considered much worth saving by many talking animals. But for Lockley Puffin and his fellow sea-birds, the remote and rugged habitat is just perfect.

They have few concerns other than Egbert, a scholarly walrus with an opinion on everything, and Ruby, a vagrant hummingbird prone to withering put-downs.

All that changes when Rozbell, a pygmy owl with a Napoleon complex, takes control of the Parliament of Owls, the governing body of the territory that includes Neversink. Can Lockley, Egbert and Ruby stop an owl invasion?

In short, Neversink reminded me of the story of the American Revolution delightfully played out by puffins and owls.  The poor puffins and other auks (sea-faring birds) just want their fish and freedom, throwing a "Fish Party" by tossing food into the ocean and fighting taxation without representation.  It was a very interesting read and full of humor and wit, with a few clever jokes thrown in that adults will particularly appreciate.  What I found most impressive about Neversink, though, are the animal cultures Woverton creates and his narrative voice.

In Neversink, there are several distinct animal cultures the reader discovers: puffin/auk culture, owl culture, walrus culture, and even a bit of badger and weasel culture.  Each animal culture has their own beliefs, mottos, and standards that members of society should live up to.  When individuals don't adhere to the rules and standards, they are viewed as wave-makers and oddities.  The owls have a tendency to overreach their power; the walruses waver between two extremes of fighting constantly or basking in their superiority over less-learned creatures, and the auks prefer to stay in line and simply grin and bear whatever comes their way.  (Which makes it rather hard for Lockley Puffin to convince them they need to fight for their freedom!)  Without being heavy-handed at all, Wolverton shows that it's harmful to stay in such cultural ruts and that reason and goodwill are the keys to a happy life.  (You should pay attention to how he sneaks these morals into the story--that's not an easy trick to pull off!)  Plus, the puffins make tea and fish smidgens and the owls wear hats, and how can you NOT love animals with cultures like that?    

Neversink is narrated by a walrus and, as you might have guessed from the information above, he is a rather academic and prolific walrus.  He is also incredibly funny, throwing friendly jabs at the other creatures and giving the reader humorous insights into the walrus way of thinking.  Neversink's narrator can definitely be classified as an "Intrusive Narrator," meaning he talks directly to the reader.  Sometimes this narrative choice can stick out in a book like a puffin in a flock of parrots, but it works wonderfully in Neversink.  Wolverton shows that when used correctly, an intrusive narrator can make the reader feel a deeper connection with the story.  In retrospect, it's actually hard to imagine this book without the walrus commentary--it's entwined that well with the story.  This is an impressive feat to pull off, and if you are thinking of adding an intrusive narrator to your own story, you should certainly study how Wolverton works his magic.

If you love animal fantasy stories, Neversink is a must-read.  And if you write animal fantasy, it's a must-read, too.  Wolverton's skills in crafting animal cultures and prowess with narration add such a richness to his story, and both are important aspects for you to think about when creating your own animal fantasy world.  (And just look at that adorable puffin on the cover!  He won my heart before I turned the first page...)

You can check out Wolverton's website at: www.barrywolverton.com.  And if you read this book, do let me know!  I'd love to hear what you think.  :)

Note: The cover art and blurb for Neversink are both from Wolverton's website.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

What To Do If Your Manuscript is Stolen

I think it's safe to say that at this point, you are probably aware of the fact that my manuscript was stolen and leaked to the internet.  And it stunk.  A lot.  But, you are also probably aware that I fought for my book and got it back.  (Hooray!)   As stinky as this situation was, it was a wake-up call to the serious threat of copyright infringement.  I can't take back what happened, but I can move forward from here.  And better yet, I can share my crash-course in copyright protection with you!


My Manuscript Theft Monster had several heads, and I'll go through each one in the hope that this information will help protect YOU someday.  This advice comes from the combined efforts of a wonderful copyright attorney, irreplaceable friends and colleagues, and my own hours spent desperately scouring the internet for answers.  Please remember that I am not an expert, though, and that the below information is simply the best advice I can give you.

Problem 1: I'd first like to say that this theft all came down to bad luck.  I was part of an online critique group where we shared our manuscripts with each other using a private Wordpress blog.  The blog got hacked.  Some of our manuscripts were leaked to the internet.  Mine was one of them.  It was nobody's fault--and everybody's fault--at the same time.  No one ever thinks their site will be hacked, but if it happened to us, it can happen to you.

What should you do if your blog is hacked and documents are stolen?

-Shut it down.  Web-crawlers and robot-hackers create back-doors that allow them to keep sneaking in, even after you have re-secured your blog.

-When you shut it down, delete ALL your files and media one by one.  Choose an option like "Delete Permanently."  Contact the host's support network to ensure everything has truly been deleted from the server.  (Read more on the step-by-step process here.)

-Use robots.txt coding to block current and future web-crawler access.  You can find out more about that here.  I don't entirely understand the mechanics of it, but it's really something you need to be aware of.

What can you do to protect your blog or website from hackers? 

-Don't post your full manuscript online.  Never.  Ever.  EVER.  Even if you think a site is "private" or "secure," you could be in for a very rude awakening.

-Be sure to perform all blog or site updates and change your passwords frequently.  Check your security settings often.  If you aren't the blog or site moderator, make sure that he or she is doing all of these things.  Remember: Even if you aren't in charge, you are still responsible for the safety of your property.

Problem 2: An enormous issue that came up during this mess was that SOMEHOW, my manuscript was available for all the world to see as a Google doc.  I'm not kidding.  You typed in my book title and voila!  The entire manuscript popped up as the first search result--a sitting duck just ripe for plucking.  (How it got on Google docs remains a mystery to us all...)  And even worse, it didn't go away after we deleted the blog!

So, what the schnox is going on if you have deleted your online documents, but your manuscript still shows up on the internet?!

-It means your file is cached.  Often when a website or page is deactivated, it will still show up as a cached version in the search engine's results--meaning you can still see everything when you click on the link.

-If you have already deleted your site/blog/source files, you are probably in okay shape and just need to sit tight until the page registers as a "dead" link.  (i.e., you get that "404 Error Message.")  If you don't know where your document is leaking from, find out and contact the site.  You can't do anything until you stop the leak.  But once you do, then you can...

Clear the Caches! 

-Even after you get the "404 Error Message," your dead link will still show up in an engine's search results--in our case, Google.  You want that page gone, especially since you never know if it will spontaneously activate again.

-While Google's crawlers will remove the dead links "eventually," everything I read said it could take three days to three months.  NOT acceptable in this situation.

-You can force-clear your cached page (again, only if it shows "404 Error") by going to support.google.com/webmasters and following the directions to request a page removal.

-Keep in mind that the requests take time to go through.  Be patient, and if it is denied, just try again.  Once it's approved, the page will no longer appear in the search results.  (Yay!)
Problem 3: The third monstrous issue that sprouted from the hack was that my manuscript was posted to illegal downloading sites.  I can tell you, this was not an easy battle.  The illegal sites are bullies and will make it sound like YOU are in the wrong.  Don't let them push you around!

Know your DMCA rights!  

-The "Digital Millennium Copyright Act" protects the rightful owners of digital books, art, music, videos, games, etc.  It states that the distributing and downloading of files without the explicit permission of the copyright owner is ILLEGAL!   

-Writers/artists/musicians/etc. who don't own the actual copyrights are still considered legal owners under "Intellectual Property Rights."

-Your years of drafts, dozens of submissions, and army of angry family and friends PROVE it's yours.

Okay, so how the heck are you supposed to stop those illegal sites?!

-Write a DMCA letter!  Most sites will have a link to their DMCA infringement claim procedure.  (You'll likely have to hunt for it, and foreign sites might not have it at all.)

-Make sure you follow their many instructions.  There are a lot of hoops to jump through, but now is NOT the time to cut corners.

-Be polite and professional, but firm.  (This is one of those, "You catch more bees with honey than vinegar" situations.)

-Be patient.  This process can take awhile.  (I sent follow up letters once a week.)

-If at first you don't succeed, keep sending letters!  (Mine became progressively less polite, but eventually got results!)


Hopefully, if you follow the above advice, you will emerge triumphant from your battle!  But alas--the war will never truly be over.  Other monsters can still rear their ugly heads, from more illegal sites posting your property to deceased links and pages coming back from the dead.  You can't know who has your work and what they may be doing with it, but you can take steps to protect yourself.

Protect yourself by: 

-Setting Google alerts.  They're easy to create at www.google.com/alerts.  Set alerts on your name, your book title, characters, etc.  (This is a good thing to set up regardless of whether or not your work has been stolen.  You never know what pictures or information might pop up about you online...)

-Apply those robot.txt codes to your websites and blogs.

-Remember to update your blogs and sites frequently.

-If you want to purchase the official copyright for your manuscript, you can do so at www.copyright.gov/eco/.  I can't tell you whether or not you should do this, but it's only $35.00 if it helps you sleep better at night.

And most importantly....

DON'T POST YOUR MANUSCRIPT ONLINE! 

I hope this information has been helpful to you.  Dealing with copyright infringement is no fun at all, but perhaps my experience will aid you in your own battle, or help you avoid getting into one in the first place.  

But if you find yourself stuck in my stinky situation, please remember these few things:

-Don't panic.  It may seem like the end of your life, but it's not.  In this tech-driven world, manuscript piracy is becoming more common and won't result in a black mark by your name. 

-Don't throw things.  All of the above actions take time.  Weeks may pass before you get an answer to your letter or finally clear a stubborn cache.  It may be incredibly frustrating, but throwing your computer out the window will not get you faster results.

-Eat lots of ice cream.  Goodness knows you deserve it.

-Don't blab to the world.  You may want to lament your woes on Facebook, but try to keep the situation quiet until you've done some damage control.  You don't want to draw more attention to yourself.

-Be vigilant.  Only YOU can protect your property.  Don't ever take your security for granted!

And above all...

-DON'T GIVE UP!  You CAN fight copyright infringement and you CAN win!   

Ellis says, "Fight! Fight! FIGHT!"


Note: I'd just like to say a special thanks to everyone who helped me during this trying time.  I couldn't have achieved success without your undying support, relentless research, and valiant efforts to drown my sorrows in Chinese buffets and ice cream.  Thank you.

Please also note that the above links may have changed since I had to use them.  If this is the case, please let me know as I would like to keep the information in this post as up-to-date as possible.